popculturebrain:

Best Picture, Comedy/Musical:
The Artist
Bridesmaids
Midnight in Paris
My Week with Marilyn
50/50 

Best Picture, Drama:
The Help
The Descendants
Hugo
The Ides of March
Moneyball
Warhorse 

Best Actress, Comedy:
Michelle Williams, “My Week With Marilyn”
Charlize Theron, “Young Adult”
Kristin Wiig, “Bridesmaids”
Kate Winslet, “Carnage”
Jodie Foster, “Carnage”

Best Actor, Comedy
Jean Dujardin, “The Artist”
Owen Wilson, “Midnight in Paris”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “50/50”
Brendan Gleeson, “The Guard”
Ryan Gosling, “Crazy, Stupid, Love”

Best Actress, Drama:
Meryl Streep, “The Iron Lady”
Glenn Close, “Albert Nobbs”
Viola Davis, “The Help”
Rooney Mara, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”
Tilda Swinton, “We Need to Talk About Kevin”

Best Actor, Drama:
George Clooney, “The Descendants”
Leonardo DiCaprio, “J. Edgar”
Brad Pitt, “Moneyball”
Ryan Gosling, “The Ides of March”
Michael Fassbender, “Shame”

Best Director:
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
George Clooney, Ides of March
Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris

Best Supporting Actress:
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Bérénice Bejo, The Artist
Shailene Woodley, The Descendants
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Janet McTeer

Best Supporting Actor:
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn
Albert Brooks, Drive
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Viggo Mortensen, A Dangerous Method

TV Series, Drama:
American Horror Story
Boardwalk Empire
Boss
Game of Thrones
Homeland

TV Series, Comedy:
Enlightened
Episodes
Glee
Modern Family
New Girl. 

TV Actress, Comedy:
Lauren Dern, Enlightenment
Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Linney, The Big C
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation.

TV Actress, Drama:
Claire Danes, Homeland
Mireille Enos, The Killing
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Madeleine Stowe, Revenge
Callie Thorne, Necessary Roughness.

TV Actor, Drama:
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Kelsey Grammar, Boss
Jeremy Irons, The Borgias
Damian Lewis, Homeland

TV Actor, Comedy
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
David Duchovny, Californication
Johnny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory
Thomas Jane, Hung 
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes

Best Screenplay
Michel Hazanavicius, “The Artist”
Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash, “The Descendants”
George Clooney, Grant Heslov and Beau Willimon, “The Ides of March”
Woody Allen, “Midnight in Paris”
Aaron Sorkin and Steven Zaillian, “Moneyball”

Best Foreign Language Film
“The Flowers of War”
“In the Land of Blood and Honey”
“The Kid With a Bike”
“A Separation”
“The Skin I Live In”

Best Animated Feature
“The Adventures of Tintin”
“Arthur Christmas”
“Cars 2″
“Puss in Boots”
“Rango”

Best Original Score
Ludovic Bource, “The Artist”
Trent Reznor and Attivus Ross, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”
Howard Shore, “Hugo”
John Williams, “War Horse”
Abel Korzeniowski, “W.E.”

Best Original Song
“Lay Your Head Down,” “Albert Nobbs”
“Hello Hello,” “Gnomeo and Juliet”
“The Living Proof,” “The Help”
“The Keeper,” “Machine Gun Preacher”
“Masterpiece,” “W.E.”

Lessons: Everyone loves Ryan Gosling, there aren’t many huge gaffes in the best movie categories (see last year’s The Tourist disaster). Can’t say the same about TV, almost across the board, but that’s the Globes, they’re weird. We all know that.

The Globes are a mess. New Girl up for best comedy? Not Community/Parks/Louie? American Horror Story (which I watch but come on it’s silly) for best drama and not Breaking Bad? We also need to stop nominating Glee for things because it’s a bad show. Yikes.

thefrenemy:

Directions:

• text friends of choice that ‘you had a long day at work and need a drink.’ By long day, you mean ‘googled shirtless pictures of Ryan Gosling all day but then got a mildly scathing email from somebody who is probably your mom.’ Tough life, y’all.
• Hope the shaky hands and…